On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was
"It’s October 3rd"
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone